Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death,…

Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin’ monkey temples, and that’s just for starters, right? Fine! I’m back! I’m ready, goddammit let me at ‘em!

Jack Burton

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Now I’m not saying that I’ve been everywhere and I’ve done everything, but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we’re all alone in THIS universe. - View Quote Details on Now I’m not saying that I’ve been everywhere and I’ve…
Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, “Give me your best shot. I can take it.” - View Quote Details on Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth…
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[spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who are these people? Friends of yours? Now this really pisses me off to no end! - View Quote Details on [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] Who…
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What does that mean, huh? “China is here”? I don’t even know what the hell that means! - View Quote Details on What does that mean, huh? “China is here”? I don’t…