Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember,…

Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember, genius!

Light Warriors, Red Mage

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Black Mage: But if you think about it… is he?
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Thief: (after Black Mage stabs Fighter) I want to be surprised by that, but I can’t be.
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Astos? Mo’ like yo’ ass is toast! (Note that this line was so bad that it actually killed Astos) - View Quote Details on Astos? Mo’ like yo’ ass is toast! (Note that this…