On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is…

On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is preparing to destroy the universe. Oh, sorry, my mistake. He’s just watching TV.

Narrator

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

I will chop you into bits so small, you could fit them through a screen door!! - View Quote Details on I will chop you into bits so small, you could…
You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat! - View Quote Details on You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of…
Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your suit, or I will destroy this pitiful town! Thank you and have a nice day. This message will repeat. - View Quote Details on Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your…
“Find Earthworm Jim or I will feast on your entrails at dawn! Ah, make that ten-thirty, I usually sleep in on Wednesdays. - View Quote Details on “Find Earthworm Jim or I will feast on your entrails…
EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can actually see them. - View Quote Details on Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may…
(After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the Cat gets sucked out of the Universe)… uh oh. - View Quote Details on (After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the…
Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie. - View Quote Details on Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie.
It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated. - View Quote Details on It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.
You now have only the strength of an ordinary person. (Jim body slams him) Correction - an ordinary, really big person. - View Quote Details on You now have only the strength of an ordinary person…