On the highway, I hit a deer. I kept him…

On the highway, I hit a deer. I kept him. He’s at home in the garage on the rafters. I’m going to use him for the celebration this weekend. He’s a prop. They might suspend me for the last game, but I think this one is worth it. This is going to be the greatest celebration of all time, man. I actually use an animal.

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Quoted in “Bengals’ Johnson planning new celebration,” ESPN.com (2005-12-21 )

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