Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve…

Peggy! If I knew you’d be coming over, I would’ve put on some pants!

Unidentified episodes, Bill Dauterive

“Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an open mind so you can make an informed decision! If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking, or go straight to the horse’s mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry.” (he reads the aforementioned tobacco industry-funded report on smoking) - View Quote Details on “Whoa! Hold on, son! I want you to keep an…
(After exhaling a puff of smoke) My throat’s on fire! - View Quote Details on (After exhaling a puff of smoke) My throat’s on fire!
Dale, you giblet head. - View Quote Details on Dale, you giblet head.
Pocket sand! - View Quote Details on Pocket sand!
Hey, what a co-inky-dink. - View Quote Details on Hey, what a co-inky-dink.
(To Bobby) “You’re lucky. I’m leaving home a girl and coming back a man.” - View Quote Details on (To Bobby) “You’re lucky. I’m leaving home a girl and…
You don’t understand what a wallet is like. It’s like money filled underwear! - View Quote Details on You don’t understand what a wallet is like. It’s like…
(To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes” - View Quote Details on (To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes”
I tell you what. - View Quote Details on I tell you what.
Peggy, the boy. - View Quote Details on Peggy, the boy.