Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron…

Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house?

Dialogues

Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980) - View Quote Details on Frailty, thy name is dog. (6 July 1980)
Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be worse off. (16 Mar 1991) - View Quote Details on Dogs are nature’s way of telling us we could be…
If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve given them roots and leaves. (29 Sept 1978) - View Quote Details on If God had intended for dogs to bark, he would’ve…
Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor. (29 Mar 2008) - View Quote Details on Beauty is in the eye of the bachelor. (29 Mar…
Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between one and his appetite. (01 Feb 1987) - View Quote Details on Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between…
I hate Mondays! - View Quote Details on I hate Mondays!
Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me? - View Quote Details on Jon: Why don’t you ever listen to me?
There are many, many things I will never understand… and they’re all women. (16 Mar 2001) - View Quote Details on There are many, many things I will never understand… and…
Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in bed all day. - View Quote Details on Garfield: What a dismal day. I think I’ll stay in…
Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures. - View Quote Details on Jon: Cats are mysterious creatures.