[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

Coco

Thank you sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business! - View Quote Details on Thank you sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!
When that doctor walked in my fear melted like… snow in a… melter. - View Quote Details on When that doctor walked in my fear melted like… snow…
So I said, why am I laughing? We’re doing it doggy style and your name is Barker! - View Quote Details on So I said, why am I laughing? We’re doing it…
Feelings are like treasures, so bury them. - View Quote Details on Feelings are like treasures, so bury them.
[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I’m going to be late for my love game! - View Quote Details on [glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I’m going to be…
I AM woman! ERA now! - View Quote Details on I AM woman! ERA now!
[after her third dog dies] Oh COME ON! - View Quote Details on [after her third dog dies] Oh COME ON!
[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin’ to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes! - View Quote Details on [in her movie Asteroid] Accordin’ to my calculat-er, the asteroid…
You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don’t shit my pants! - View Quote Details on You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot…
[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous! - View Quote Details on [puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on]…