[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him]…

[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over!

Alvin Seville

[about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs] - View Quote Details on [about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs]
Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, “clear the room” gas. - View Quote Details on Don’t say “family” in front of Dave. It gives him…
We’ve hit the mother load! - View Quote Details on We’ve hit the mother load!
[when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you feel about an indoor pool? - View Quote Details on [when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you…
[to Theodore] Save some horn for the rest of us, man. - View Quote Details on [to Theodore] Save some horn for the rest of us,…
PEACE! We out! - View Quote Details on PEACE! We out!
Hey. If you guys behave, maybe I’ll let you call me Uncle Ian again. Deal? - View Quote Details on Hey. If you guys behave, maybe I’ll let you call…
Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him on the head] - View Quote Details on Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him…
Welcome to Jett Records. - View Quote Details on Welcome to Jett Records.
That’s it! I can’t take this anymore. I can’t! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I’m especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!! - View Quote Details on That’s it! I can’t take this anymore. I can’t! I…