Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so - View Quote Details on Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so
I don’t know where it’s going, but I’m sticking with it! - View Quote Details on I don’t know where it’s going, but I’m sticking with…
Everybody wants ta get inta da act! - View Quote Details on Everybody wants ta get inta da act!
I hate music, especially when it’s played. - View Quote Details on I hate music, especially when it’s played.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - View Quote Details on My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every…
I’d go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody’s big ears, crossed eyes, or their stuttering. - View Quote Details on I’d go home and cry. I made up my mind…
The bathroom is out of this world…which makes it a little inconvenient. - View Quote Details on The bathroom is out of this world…which makes it a…
UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy’s Aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner) - View Quote Details on UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy’s Aquaintences, usually introduced in…
Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ‘em ta hell alone. - View Quote Details on Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ‘em ta…
Surrounded by assassins! - View Quote Details on Surrounded by assassins!