Problem was, a couple of them were American-Indians, and they…

Problem was, a couple of them were American-Indians, and they set such a high curve that they flunked the others out.

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Metcalf had a few players one year who were having trouble academically. So he enrolled them in basket weaving to get their grade points up

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