[Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card.

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

And I though my jokes were bad. - View Quote Details on And I though my jokes were bad.
‘Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [pushes the unconscious (or dead) driver out of the way] Excuse me, I wanna drive. - View Quote Details on ‘Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [pushes the unconscious (or dead) driver…
Tell your boy it’ll be all right, Gordon. Lie. Like I lied. - View Quote Details on Tell your boy it’ll be all right, Gordon. Lie. Like…
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn’t like that. Not…one…bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says, “Why so serious?” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And… why so serious? - View Quote Details on Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a…
When their enemies were at the gate, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn’t considered an honor. It was considered public service. - View Quote Details on When their enemies were at the gate, the Romans would…
It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion. - View Quote Details on It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so…
Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME! - View Quote Details on Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME!
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know… I just do things. - View Quote Details on Do I really look like a guy with a plan?…
Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of potential for aggressive… expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh! There’s only one spot open right now, so we’re gonna have (breaks a pool stick in half)… tryouts (throws one half in between Gambol’s men). - View Quote Details on Now, our operation is small, but there’s a lot of…
It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair! - View Quote Details on It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!