[Puts on glasses] You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses…

[Puts on glasses] You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? [Batman punches him]

The Joker

Other Batman (1989 film) Quotes

[to Vicki Vale] You know, without you, I just couldn’t go on [puts his gun to his head - it is a fake - Vicky screams, he laughs] - View Quote Details on [to Vicki Vale] You know, without you, I just couldn’t…
[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m melting! I’m melting! I’m melting! God! Ahhhhhhh…[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo! [laughs]. - View Quote Details on [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m…
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. - View Quote Details on Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little…
[to Goons] Gentlemen! Let’s broaden our minds. - View Quote Details on [to Goons] Gentlemen! Let’s broaden our minds.
[Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. - View Quote Details on [Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for…
At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don’t worry about me, I’ve got enough. - View Quote Details on At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on…
[to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy. - View Quote Details on [to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy.
Where does he get all those wonderful toys? - View Quote Details on Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
[In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been good to me. - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been…
[To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles him] And I’m glad you’re dead! - View Quote Details on [To Rotelli's smoking corpse] You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. [strangles…