Randy: I can’t get up! Ralphie, I can’t get up!!

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Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf. - View Quote Details on Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.
Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar of horry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! ‘Tis the season to be jorry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! - View Quote Details on Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar…
It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me. - View Quote Details on It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see,…
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it’s zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us. - View Quote Details on Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of…
I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie! - View Quote Details on I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. - View Quote Details on Now, I had heard that word at least ten times…
That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator! - View Quote Details on That son of a bitch would freeze up in the…
We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice. - View Quote Details on We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the…
The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE! - View Quote Details on The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it…
Let’s face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances. - View Quote Details on Let’s face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments…