Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were…

Red Mage: Unless one of my intrepid adventuring companions were to hand me a Healing Potion.
Thief: I’m not sure that’s feasible at this point in time. We’ve still got a negative cash flow problem.
Werewolf: Well you’re about to have a negative blood flow problem!
Fighter: They’re good…

Conversations, Episodes 1-100

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Red Mage: My precious Dragon bait! That stuff’s hard to find unless you go to a restaurant! Jerk.
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