[Referring to Batman] Why can’t he just stay dead?

The Joker

Other Batman (1989 film) Quotes

[to the gargoyle] What are you laughin’ at?! - View Quote Details on [to the gargoyle] What are you laughin’ at?!
[after holding Vicki Vale while ascending, who says she weighs 108 pounds] You weigh a little more than 108. - View Quote Details on [after holding Vicki Vale while ascending, who says she weighs...
And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights! - View Quote Details on And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!"...
[Referring to Batman] HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! - View Quote Details on [Referring to Batman] HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!
[Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. - View Quote Details on [Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for…
[to Goons] Gentlemen! Let’s broaden our minds. - View Quote Details on [to Goons] Gentlemen! Let’s broaden our minds.
[In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we’ll just shake hands and that’ll be it. [proceeds to electrocute Rotelli with a lethally electric joy buzzer] - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's refusal to accept his proposal] Well,…
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - View Quote Details on Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale…
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I’m gonna need a minute or two alone, boys. - View Quote Details on My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons!…
[In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been good to me. - View Quote Details on [In response to Rotelli's question about his grin] Life’s been…