(referring to Peter’s photos of Spider-Man) They’re crap. Crap. Crap…

(referring to Peter’s photos of Spider-Man) They’re crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap. I’ll give you $200 for all of them.

J. Jonah Jameson

Other Spider-Man (film) Quotes

Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart! Now he’s gonna get away with my money!
Peter Parker: I missed the part where that’s my problem. - View Quote Details on Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart! Now he’s gonna…
Peter, these are the years when a man changes into the man he’s going to be for the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into. This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up, doesn’t give you the right to. Remember: with great power comes great responsibility. - View Quote Details on Peter, these are the years when a man changes into…
Tomorrow morning, Spider-Man, page 1, with a decent picture this time. (to Ted Hoffman) Move Conway’s to page 7 and give them 10 percent off. No, make it 5 percent. - View Quote Details on Tomorrow morning, Spider-Man, page 1, with a decent picture this…
(referring to the difficulty in catching Spider-Man on film) Aww, what is he, shy? If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. Put it on the front page: Cash money for a picture of Spider-Man! He doesn’t wanna be famous? Then I’ll make him infamous! - View Quote Details on (referring to the difficulty in catching Spider-Man on film) Aww,…
(Peter says Jameson doesn’t trust anyone) I trust my barber. - View Quote Details on (Peter says Jameson doesn’t trust anyone) I trust my barber.
Willem Dafoe - Norman Osborn/Green Goblin - View Quote Details on Willem Dafoe - Norman Osborn/Green Goblin
Can Spider-Man come out to play? - View Quote Details on Can Spider-Man come out to play?
(to Mary Jane after being asked what he said when Spider-Man asked about her) I said, um, ‘Spider-Man,’ I said, ‘the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she looks back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel strong—and weak at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time terrified. The truth is you don’t know the way you feel, except you know the kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable, and you weren’t ready for it. - View Quote Details on (to Mary Jane after being asked what he said when…
Out, am I?! (to the Oscorp Board of directors, shortly before vaporizing them.) - View Quote Details on Out, am I?! (to the Oscorp Board of directors, shortly…
MJ and I… we’re gonna have a hell of a time! - View Quote Details on MJ and I… we’re gonna have a hell of a…