(referring to the difficulty in catching Spider-Man on film) Aww,…

(referring to the difficulty in catching Spider-Man on film) Aww, what is he, shy? If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. Put it on the front page: Cash money for a picture of Spider-Man! He doesn’t wanna be famous? Then I’ll make him infamous!

J. Jonah Jameson

Other Spider-Man (film) Quotes

You do too much, you’re not Superman, you know. - View Quote Details on You do too much, you’re not Superman, you know.
(to Mary Jane after being asked what he said when Spider-Man asked about her) I said, um, ‘Spider-Man,’ I said, ‘the great thing about M.J. is when you look in her eyes, and she looks back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel strong—and weak at the same time. You feel excited, and at the same time terrified. The truth is you don’t know the way you feel, except you know the kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable, and you weren’t ready for it. - View Quote Details on (to Mary Jane after being asked what he said when…
(singing to the tune of ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’) The itsy bitsy Spider went up the water-spout. Down came the Goblin, and took the Spider out. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!! - View Quote Details on (singing to the tune of ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’) The itsy…
(Accepts Peter’s photos, shows him to the door) Now, I never said you had a job. Meat! I’ll send you a box of Christmas meat! Best I can do. Get out of here. Bring me more photos. - View Quote Details on (Accepts Peter’s photos, shows him to the door) Now, I…
Welcome to the Daily Bugle. - View Quote Details on Welcome to the Daily Bugle.
There are eight million people in this city, and those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me; we’re exceptional. I could SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG right now… but I’m offering you a choice. Join me. Imagine what we could accomplish together. What we could create… or we could destroy, causing the deaths of countless innocents and selfless weak again and again and again until we’re both dead! Is that what you want? (hops on the Goblin Glider) Think about it, hero!!!!! - View Quote Details on There are eight million people in this city, and those…
(choking Dr. Stromm, pulls him up to face and turns normally serious) Back to formula? - View Quote Details on (choking Dr. Stromm, pulls him up to face and turns…
Can Spider-Man come out to play? - View Quote Details on Can Spider-Man come out to play?
(referring to Peter’s photos of Spider-Man) They’re crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-crap. I’ll give you $200 for all of them. - View Quote Details on (referring to Peter’s photos of Spider-Man) They’re crap. Crap. Crap…
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson - View Quote Details on Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson