[repeated line in all four movies] I’m too old for…

[repeated line in all four movies] I’m too old for this shit.

Roger Murtaugh

Other Lethal Weapon Quotes

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Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will nver know. - View Quote Details on Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you…
I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy’s pants! - View Quote Details on I was driving before you were an itch in your…
[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn! - View Quote Details on [when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight]…
This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun! - View Quote Details on This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and…
I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get, all by themselves. - View Quote Details on I don’t make things difficult. That’s the way they get,…
[holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] I’ll see you later. I’ll see you much later. - View Quote Details on [holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to...
[stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi? - View Quote Details on [stealing a woman's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?
[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here. - View Quote Details on [after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say…