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Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? - View Quote Details on Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work…
You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! - View Quote Details on Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all…
That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole. - View Quote Details on It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute. - View Quote Details on Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…
I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep… - View Quote Details on I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of…
Turn it up! - View Quote Details on Turn it up!
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…