Rock did a great job on the Oscars. I saw…
Rock did a great job on the Oscars. I saw him working the set out before. The fact that people can’t tell if he killed or bombed is not a bad thing cause he didn’t bomb. He could have done a few things different, but the first time hosting the Oscars! Chris Rock hosting the Oscars! I like that!
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Other Bob Saget Quotes
- I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don’t love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I’ve got three daughters so we’ll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff. - View Quote Details on I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I…
- There was an old farmer who sat on a rock, stroking his whiskers and shaking his fists at his neighbors who sat on their ricks, teaching their children to play with their kite-strings and marbles in the old days of yore, along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady who and walked like a duck, said she’d discovered a new way to bring up the children to sew and to knit, the boys in the stables were shoveling up contents of stables left after the hunt, the car man was feeling a nice piece of straw from the stables gleaning the walls, in came the dare maid to play with his dog in the dairy where she did belong, if you think this is dirty, well, you’re fucking well wrong. - View Quote Details on There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,…
- Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored. - View Quote Details on Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect…
- What a saget. - View Quote Details on What a saget.
- It looked like they went to Paul Riser’s office and George Carlin’s office, but I don’t like to do things around my house, especially not The Aristocrats joke - you know, I’ve got three kids. - View Quote Details on It looked like they went to Paul Riser’s office and…
- It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. - View Quote Details on It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB;…
- I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. - View Quote Details on I think when you dissect a joke too much, you…
- Me and my wife used to argue about little things- my penis. - View Quote Details on Me and my wife used to argue about little things-…
- I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that I’ve had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitz’s play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months. - View Quote Details on I just did a play in New York which has…
- I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet. - View Quote Details on I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts,…
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