[Said to Dale Gribble after he mistakenly thought Dale had…

[Said to Dale Gribble after he mistakenly thought Dale had...

[Said to Dale Gribble after he mistakenly thought Dale had died from a poisonous ant attack] “You gave your life to save my son. I guess that makes us even for you ruinin’ my lawn. What am I saying?! Of course, it makes us even!”

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