Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between…

Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scott Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! SO HELP ME GOD, YELLOW EYES!!

Narrator (Ralphie as an adult)

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