(shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a…

(shouting to Bobby stumbling around on the roof) “It’s a roof! Not American Bandstand!”

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

What are you going to do, shoot me with my beer? - View Quote Details on What are you going to do, shoot me with my…
[seeing name misspelled on diploma as "Chick"] Chick Mangione? I’m not a chick, I’m a dude! [knocks teacher out with his flugelhorn] - View Quote Details on [seeing name misspelled on diploma as "Chick"] Chick Mangione? I’m…
Damn it, Dale. - View Quote Details on Damn it, Dale.
At least we’re going to die together. Peggy, you go die over there. - View Quote Details on At least we’re going to die together. Peggy, you go…
Dale, you giblet head. - View Quote Details on Dale, you giblet head.
You’re mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem. - View Quote Details on You’re mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem.
And employees are supposed to wear pants, but I won’t tell if you won’t. - View Quote Details on And employees are supposed to wear pants, but I won’t…
(After having a muffin knocked out of his hands): My muffin! - View Quote Details on (After having a muffin knocked out of his hands): My…
Dangit, Bobby! - View Quote Details on Dangit, Bobby!
I’m too pretty to go to jail!!! - View Quote Details on I’m too pretty to go to jail!!!