Show me a jogger and I’ll show you a strange…

Show me a jogger and I’ll show you a strange person with a thing for pain. (23 Aug 1979)

From the Comic Strip, Garfield

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Jon: Garfield, there was a pan of lasagna here. Where’s the lasagna? - View Quote Details on Jon: Garfield, there was a pan of lasagna here. Where’s…
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Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between one and his appetite. (01 Feb 1987) - View Quote Details on Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between…
(A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so Garfield squishes him with a newspaper, leaving it on top of him.) - View Quote Details on (A spider hits Garfield with one of his legs, so…
Jon: It’s a beautiful morning! - View Quote Details on Jon: It’s a beautiful morning!
Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield. - View Quote Details on Jon: I have the last of the ice cream, Garfield.
Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your cheese while I’m around! (Tossing the whole hunk of cheese into his own mouth) No sirree. - View Quote Details on Garfield: Never fear, Jon. No mouse will ever get your…
You know it’s Monday when you find sharks circling in your water bowl. (03 Aug 1981) - View Quote Details on You know it’s Monday when you find sharks circling in…
Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny people love to hate it. (8 Dec 1987) - View Quote Details on Food is a dichotomy…fat people hate to love it…and skinny…
Some people lose weight. I just give it a temporary leave of absence. (4 Dec 1986) - View Quote Details on Some people lose weight. I just give it a temporary…