“Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman…

“Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman Friele

Other Coffee Quotes

“The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.” -John Harvey Kellogg (1877) Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. - View Quote Details on “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is…
“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” - Turkish proverbs - View Quote Details on “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and…
“Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?” Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank) - View Quote Details on “Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you…
“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” - Terry Pratchett, - View Quote Details on “Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should…
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - attributed to Abraham Lincoln - View Quote Details on “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but…
“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” - Alexander Pappas - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” -…
“I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” -Alex Levine - View Quote Details on “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four…
“The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.” -Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995 - View Quote Details on “The voodoo priest and all his powers were as nothing…