Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness…

Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go.

Unsourced, Spite, venom, and gleeful denunciations

What got you out of the woodwork? - View Quote Details on What got you out of the woodwork?
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. - View Quote Details on All men are not homeless, but some men are home…
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate. - View Quote Details on My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours,…
I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them. - View Quote Details on I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine…
You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s ready. - View Quote Details on You have a ready wit. Let me know when it’s…
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…
Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. - View Quote Details on Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
If there’s ever a price on your head, take it. - View Quote Details on If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - View Quote Details on I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her…
I think the world of you…and you know what condition the world is in today. - View Quote Details on I think the world of you…and you know what condition…