Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax…

Sorry I’m late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.

Unidentified episodes, Cotton Hill

(after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s father wanted it destroyed) Yee-haw! That was for you young colonel! (runs off) - View Quote Details on (after blowing up the shack that Hank just built; Hank’s…
I tell you what. - View Quote Details on I tell you what.
(upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You rednecks eat anything! - View Quote Details on (upon finding out that Peggy makes rabbit stew) “Rabbit?! You…
I just felt my chakra open honey. - View Quote Details on I just felt my chakra open honey.
I like to hump, I like to eat, and I don’t like to drive. - View Quote Details on I like to hump, I like to eat, and I…
S’GO! - View Quote Details on S’GO!
Marlene: (to Boomhauer) I’m going to be honest with you– I only understand about half of what you say. The other times I just nod and smile and wait for your pants to come off. - View Quote Details on Marlene: (to Boomhauer) I’m going to be honest with you–…
My anger is handicapping me. - View Quote Details on My anger is handicapping me.
(On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s hat? (pause) Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know if it’s Jack Ruby’s hat! (pause) OK, what colors does it come in?” - View Quote Details on (On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s…
Hey, honey. - View Quote Details on Hey, honey.