[standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of…

[standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of...

[standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom] You’re getting lucky tonight.[to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand] He doesn’t know you’re a guy.

Cody

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I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car. - View Quote Details on I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading…
Smoke all you want. You’re going to get hit by a bus. - View Quote Details on Smoke all you want. You’re going to get hit by…
[pointing at a mans toupee] That’s not fooling anyone. - View Quote Details on [pointing at a mans toupee] That’s not fooling anyone.
(Tabitha comes out of the TV and empties her ears out on the floor) Cindy, this bitch is messin’ up my floor! - View Quote Details on (Tabitha comes out of the TV and empties her ears…
My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn’t get pregnant. Neither could I. - View Quote Details on My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn’t…
[telling future to a pregnant woman] It’s a boy. He’s going to be an asshole. - View Quote Details on [telling future to a pregnant woman] It’s a boy. He’s…
I can’t help it. It’s very lonely in here. Ergo, I haven’t been with anyone in a very long time, not counting myself. Or this chair. I call her Linda. - View Quote Details on I can’t help it. It’s very lonely in here. Ergo,…
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air ’cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw ‘em up! Check it out / I’m a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I’ve never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil’s my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can’t dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name’s Lance / My Grandma’s from France / So maybe I’m whack / ‘Cause my skin ain’t black / But you can’t talk smack / ‘Cause whitey just struck back! - View Quote Details on Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the…
(Water drips out of the television) Cindy…the TV’s leaking… - View Quote Details on (Water drips out of the television) Cindy…the TV’s leaking…
Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole. - View Quote Details on Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done…