Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…

Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse.

Narrator

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can actually see them. - View Quote Details on Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may…
EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
“I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book) - View Quote Details on “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…
I will chop you into bits so small, you could fit them through a screen door!! - View Quote Details on I will chop you into bits so small, you could…
Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are good. - View Quote Details on Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are…
Hello, I’m just an ordinary businessman from Omaha. Any resemblance to a cat is purely coincidental. - View Quote Details on Hello, I’m just an ordinary businessman from Omaha. Any resemblance…
You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat! - View Quote Details on You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of…
Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter. - View Quote Details on Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…