Surrounded by assassins!
Surrounded by assassins!
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Other Jimmy Durante Quotes
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - View Quote Details on My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every…
- Be nice to people on your way up, because you’re going to meet them all on your way down. - View Quote Details on Be nice to people on your way up, because you’re…
- Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee,
A dinka doo.
Oh, what a tune for crooning.
Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee
A dinka doo.
It’s got the whole world spooning. - View Quote Details on Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee,
A dinka doo.
Oh,… - I’d go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody’s big ears, crossed eyes, or their stuttering. - View Quote Details on I’d go home and cry. I made up my mind…
- Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. - View Quote Details on Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
- The bathroom is out of this world…which makes it a little inconvenient. - View Quote Details on The bathroom is out of this world…which makes it a…
- Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ‘em ta hell alone. - View Quote Details on Don’t put no constrictions on da people. Leave ‘em ta…
- UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy’s Aquaintences, usually introduced in a boisterous manner) - View Quote Details on UMBRIAGO! (Mentioned as one of Jimmy’s Aquaintences, usually introduced in…
- I don’t know where it’s going, but I’m sticking with it! - View Quote Details on I don’t know where it’s going, but I’m sticking with…
- Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so - View Quote Details on Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I hope so













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