[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you…

[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn’t know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I’m going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!

Muffy

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