[talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood…

[talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood my house, you’re dead. Out on the street! Capisce?!

David “Dave” Seville

[when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys! I think he made it angry! - View Quote Details on [when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys!…
[honks horn] I’m a good beeper. - View Quote Details on [honks horn] I’m a good beeper.
PEACE! We out! - View Quote Details on PEACE! We out!
[while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come to papa. [he sees all the food in there] Hello, goregous. - View Quote Details on [while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come…
[talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree at birth. - View Quote Details on [talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree…
I still have baby fat, you know! - View Quote Details on I still have baby fat, you know!
[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over! - View Quote Details on [playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him]…
[while riding in the car] Can I stand in your lap and steer? - View Quote Details on [while riding in the car] Can I stand in your…
We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a…
If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don’t think I’m watching out for you, why don’t you go live with Uncle Ian?! - View Quote Details on If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don’t…