That is… The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in…

That is… The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!

Mrs. Parker

(Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- eee! Huh! Must be Italian! - View Quote Details on (Reading sign on wooden crate) Fraa - geel- eee! Huh!…
All Bandits: OLD BLUE! OH NO! - View Quote Details on All Bandits: OLD BLUE! OH NO!
Scott Farkus: Listen, punk! When I tell you to come, you better come! Aw, what’s wrong? You gonna cry? Cry, cry for me crybaby! Cry! [begins mock crying and laughing] - View Quote Details on Scott Farkus: Listen, punk! When I tell you to come,…
Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it’ll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. - View Quote Details on Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about…
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man! - View Quote Details on Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an…
Well, put your arms down when you get to school. - View Quote Details on Well, put your arms down when you get to school.
Black Bart: Oh NO! It’s…. - View Quote Details on Black Bart: Oh NO! It’s….
Randy: I can’t get up! Ralphie, I can’t get up!! - View Quote Details on Randy: I can’t get up! Ralphie, I can’t get up!!
You’ll shoot your eye out! - View Quote Details on You’ll shoot your eye out!
It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me. - View Quote Details on It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see,…