That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so…

That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you’re saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That’s the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!

The Joker

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