That shit’ll buff out.
That shit’ll buff out.
Joe Dirt
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- [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...
- When bad pets go bad, dang! - View Quote Details on When bad pets go bad, dang!
- God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back. - View Quote Details on God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976…
- Luckily, my neck broke my fall. - View Quote Details on Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
- Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? - View Quote Details on Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work…
- And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying “What’s up, baby?” - View Quote Details on And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and…
- Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt! - View Quote Details on Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt!
- Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
- It does what it’s told. - View Quote Details on It does what it’s told.
- Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…













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