That’s my stepmom, Bren. She’s completely obsessed with dogs, owns…

That’s my stepmom, Bren. She’s completely obsessed with dogs, owns a nail salon, and always smells like methyl methacrylate.

Juno MacGuff

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I think I’m just going to nip it in the bud, you know, before it gets worse. ‘Cause you know, they say pregnancy can often lead to, you know — an infant. - View Quote Details on I think I’m just going to nip it in the…
Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom. I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren’s dumb Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? ‘Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you! - View Quote Details on Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom. I can…
This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I’ve ever seen. - View Quote Details on This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I’ve…
I don’t know, I just wanted something a little more edgier. I was thinking more like graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know? With a cool Asian girlfriend, who, like dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don’t want to be too particular. - View Quote Details on I don’t know, I just wanted something a little more…
[to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, so why don’t you go back to night school in Mankato and learn a real trade? - View Quote Details on [to an ultrasound technician] My five-year-old daughter could do that,…
My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the cute one with the polio. - View Quote Details on My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin…
The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children’s librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks totally eat that shit up. They just won’t admit it because they’re supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah, who, incidentally, is into teachers. - View Quote Details on The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me…
As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. - View Quote Details on As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss…
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