The cost of living has gone up another dollar a…

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Unsourced

W.C. Fields

Other Alcoholic beverages Quotes

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. - View Quote Details on My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was…
I drink to forget all the stupid things I do when I’m drunk. - View Quote Details on I drink to forget all the stupid things I do…
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. - View Quote Details on I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they…
It were better for a man to be subject to any vice, than to drunkenness: for all other vanities and sins are recovered, but a drunkard will never shake off the delight of beastliness. - View Quote Details on It were better for a man to be subject to…
Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. - View Quote Details on Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who…
If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason… then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine… the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy… then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise. - View Quote Details on If when you say ‘whiskey’ you mean the devil’s brew,…
When alchemists first learned how to distill spirits, they called it aqua vitae, the water of life, and far from considering it the work of the devil, they thought the discovery was divinely inspired. - View Quote Details on When alchemists first learned how to distill spirits, they called…
I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody. - View Quote Details on I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that…
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - View Quote Details on If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
There are more old drunkards than there are old doctors. - View Quote Details on There are more old drunkards than there are old doctors.