The Kit Kat candy bar has the name ‘Kit Kat’…

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name ‘Kit Kat’ imprinted in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! Kit Kat has come up with a clever chocolate saving-technique. I’m gonna go down to the Kit Kat factory, and say ‘Hey, you owe me some letters.’

Attributed

Mitch Hedberg

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