The more I think of you the less I think…

The more I think of you the less I think of you.

Unsourced, Spite, venom, and gleeful denunciations

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. - View Quote Details on All men are not homeless, but some men are home…
Take my wife—please! - View Quote Details on Take my wife—please!
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…
Look, I’m not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed. - View Quote Details on Look, I’m not going to engage in a battle of…
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - View Quote Details on I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her…
What got you out of the woodwork? - View Quote Details on What got you out of the woodwork?
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours, and that was only for the estimate. - View Quote Details on My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours,…
To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - View Quote Details on To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live…
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - View Quote Details on When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman “Can I park here?” “No” says the cop. “What about all these other cars?” “They didn’t ask! - View Quote Details on A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks…