[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve…

[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!

Peggy Gravel

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