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To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. - View Quote Details on To Dean Martin—Dean, if you had your life to live…
What got you out of the woodwork? - View Quote Details on What got you out of the woodwork?
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - View Quote Details on When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave…
You’re the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles. - View Quote Details on You’re the kind of person I would like to have…
I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look low enough. - View Quote Details on I looked high and low for you. I didn’t look…
The more I think of you the less I think of you. - View Quote Details on The more I think of you the less I think…
He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
Take my wife—please! - View Quote Details on Take my wife—please!
Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness whenever you go. - View Quote Details on Some people bring happiness wherever they go. You bring happiness…
If there’s ever a price on your head, take it. - View Quote Details on If there’s ever a price on your head, take it.