There are two things for Brother Harris this week. The…

There are two things for Brother Harris this week. The bad thing is, he has to cover me. The good is he can save 15 percent by switching his auto insurance to Geico.

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Quoted in “Bengals report: Notes, quotes,” The Sports XChange, CBS Sports (2005-10-27 )

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