There’s nothing sexier than a man with a 9 to…

There’s nothing sexier than a man with a 9 to 5 job.

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“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s your Dad! (Okay!) He’s your Dad, he’s your Dad, he’s your Dad! (Okay!) Okay!” - (Nancy’s reaction to Joseph asking her whether or not Dale is his real father.) - View Quote Details on “Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s…
Fix it Hank!, I want grandchildren! - View Quote Details on Fix it Hank!, I want grandchildren!
Hey, Bobby, you like to rock. - View Quote Details on Hey, Bobby, you like to rock.
“If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you again!….awww what the hell?” (hits Joseph’s face) - View Quote Details on “If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you…
Maybe I park garage in S.U.V! Ha-ha-ha…kiss my ass! - View Quote Details on Maybe I park garage in S.U.V! Ha-ha-ha…kiss my ass!
My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe. - View Quote Details on My Sloppy Joe is all sloppy and no Joe.
You know so much, and I know so little. - View Quote Details on You know so much, and I know so little.
Hank’s Wife!! Havin’ a pancake supper over to the VFW. I’ll need some pancakes…a couple hundred’ll do. And all the syrup you gots! - View Quote Details on Hank’s Wife!! Havin’ a pancake supper over to the VFW…
(In response to Nancy calling Joseph Dale’s son) “You say that now, but when it comes time to get him into college, let’s see what box you check.” - View Quote Details on (In response to Nancy calling Joseph Dale’s son) “You say…
I am inducing vomiting! - View Quote Details on I am inducing vomiting!