There’s three things in life that’s certain: Death, taxes, and…

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Man, they’ve got a better chance at finding Osama than stopping me tonight. I don’t mean to be rude… - View Quote Details on Man, they’ve got a better chance at finding Osama than…
Ocho Cinco: You are not gonna stop me I know your weakness.
Hall: Yeah? What is my weakness?
Ocho Cinco: You’re a DB and you suck cocks too much. - View Quote Details on Ocho Cinco: You are not gonna stop me I know…
It’s crazy. The refs wanna see what I’m gonna do. That’s when you know you’re good. When the ref’s want to see it, you know you doin’ somethin’ right. - View Quote Details on It’s crazy. The refs wanna see what I’m gonna do…
But the same question still stands, year after year. How do you stop 85? - View Quote Details on But the same question still stands, year after year. How…
Reporter: So Chad are you guaranteeing victory?
Ocho Cinco: Yeah that’s right! I guarantee it. They undefeated, we tryin to get to.500. It’s gon’ be fun. - View Quote Details on Reporter: So Chad are you guaranteeing victory?
Ocho Cinco: Yeah that’s…
I gotta show em’ how to eat right man, that’s all…I got all five food groups. Pancakes, sausage-egg McMuffin, cinnamon roll, large orange juice… I just be juiced all day. - View Quote Details on I gotta show em’ how to eat right man, that’s…
Yeah, McDonald’s? That’s my supplement. - View Quote Details on Yeah, McDonald’s? That’s my supplement.
I am the best receiver in the NFL. - View Quote Details on I am the best receiver in the NFL.
If you’re going to do it, do it very cautiously. If you’re going to ride a bike, ride it the right way. Don’t speed. Do it for enjoyment. If you’re going to bungee jump, have two cords in case one snaps. I don’t ride anything. I just talk trash. That’s it. - View Quote Details on If you’re going to do it, do it very cautiously…
Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t Chad Johnson. Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn’t that good because I wouldn’t be getting the attention I’m getting. I just want to catch the ball, that’s it. - View Quote Details on Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn’t Chad…