They don’t want us to drink and drive, but you…

They don’t want us to drink and drive, but you need a drivers license to buy alcohol and why do bars have parking lots? Bob and Tom in the Morning.

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The wine-cup is glad! Dear Zenophile’s lip
It boasts to have touched when she stooped down to sip.
Happy wine-cup! I wish that, with lips joined to mine,
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