Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize…

Thief: (after Fighter tricks Drizz’L into freeing him) You realize of course this means Fighter is the smartest.
Black Mage: I want to cry, but there aren’t enough tears.

Conversations, Episodes 201-300

Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes

Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember, genius! - View Quote Details on Okay, we can make this work in our favor. Remember,…
(On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the souls of sinners marinated in their own sin. It was bliss. - View Quote Details on (On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the…
My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos. - View Quote Details on My dark soul burns with fiery agreement. Or possibly tacos.
What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in that I’ve got a new Hadoken for the day so don’t try anything especially stupid way. - View Quote Details on What a beautiful day. I feel completely rejuvenated. Especially in…
Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back. - View Quote Details on Death is but a doorway, time is but a window,…
Vargus: Fighter, you are easily my most accomplished student.
Young Fighter: Yeah, I’m pretty awesome.
Vargus: There is but one more lesson for you here at Fighter’s Camp ‘86.
Young Fighter: Shoot.
Vargus: How many schools of zodiac kenshido are there?
Young Fighter: What, that’s it? You told us that on our first day at orientation. There’s twelve schools.
Vargus: How many, Fighter?
Young Fighter: Twelve, one school for each sign of the Zodiac. Given enough time and some hints, and I could even name them for ya.
Vargus: You have learned nothing. Go.
Young Fighter: But… I’ve got nowhere else to go!
Vargus: There is nothing for you here. Go. - View Quote Details on Vargus: Fighter, you are easily my most accomplished student.
Young Fighter:…
Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day. I could literally feel him sucking away at my… brain-thinky score thing. - View Quote Details on Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day…
Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway! You guys ordered an Apocalypse, if I’m right. - View Quote Details on Oh, man, what a smell in that thing. Horrible. Anyway!…
We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me. - View Quote Details on We’re about to witness an inverse relationship between the number…
This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never, never talk about it again. - View Quote Details on This is the most pathetic battle ever. Let’s never, never,…