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Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute. - View Quote Details on Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…
Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? - View Quote Details on Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work…
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole. - View Quote Details on It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! - View Quote Details on Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all…
Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that? - View Quote Details on Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white…
I got the poo on me!! - View Quote Details on I got the poo on me!!
Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
[To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You’re goin’ to Hell, man. - View Quote Details on [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT…
That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.