(Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After…

(Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After the hours of sweat and practice and weeks of training, the long nights at the diner, tossing waffles, it all came down to this one catch.” (The paper falls to the cute ‘Welcome’ mat. Fan-fare sounds, screaming of a crowd) “At last I was a player in the Big Game of Life. Too bad I haven’t read the rules at the top of the box.”

Earthworm Jim

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

(To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?” - View Quote Details on (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”
Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie. - View Quote Details on Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie.
Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter. - View Quote Details on Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…
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I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless of species, can buy a college degree! - View Quote Details on I’m proud to live in a country where anyone, regardless…
I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t have little wings and a funny name, I’m gonna be really cheesed off! - View Quote Details on I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t…
I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a hideous blanket of evil covering the Earth like… a… an evil… blanket that’s really… hideous. - View Quote Details on I’ll never beat all this nefarious furniture, it’s everywhere, a…
A minor setback - View Quote Details on A minor setback
Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse. - View Quote Details on Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…
(as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my Techno-Sturgeon… my Ming vases.” - View Quote Details on (as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my…