“This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction…

“This contraption is, in fact, a weapon of mass destruction. Casanova plans to turn it against the city at midnight.” ~ Captain Amazing

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“You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That’s why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!” ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial - View Quote Details on “You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime…
There’s no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us. - View Quote Details on There’s no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of…
That’s a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I’ll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can’t even breathe. - View Quote Details on That’s a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple…
There’s not enough beer in the world Spleen, I’m sorry. - View Quote Details on There’s not enough beer in the world Spleen, I’m sorry.
Sweet dreams, lilac. - View Quote Details on Sweet dreams, lilac.
(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) “I…am BALLERINA MAN!” ~Ballerina Man - View Quote Details on (creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) “I…am BALLERINA MAN!” ~Ballerina Man
“Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?” ~ Blue Raja’s mother - View Quote Details on “Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?” ~ Blue Raja’s mother
Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well. - View Quote Details on Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I…
“WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I’m the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys ar history! YEEEAAAH!” ~The Waffler - View Quote Details on “WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I’m the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys…
Do yourself a favor and don’t punch my clock ’cause I’m a Pantera’s box you do not wanna open! - View Quote Details on Do yourself a favor and don’t punch my clock ’cause…