This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and…

This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!

Martin Riggs

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[holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] I’ll see you later. I’ll see you much later. - View Quote Details on [holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to...